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1 Bed jokes - 17761
- Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke
190 0
2 Bed jokes - 17762
- I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts m...Read the whole joke
179 0
3 Bed jokes - 17763
- I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke
195 0
4 Bed jokes - 17764
- Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? Sh...Read the whole joke
191 0
5 Bed jokes - 17765
- What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool....Read the whole joke
243 0
6 Bed jokes - 17766
- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach...Read the whole joke
200 0
7 Bed jokes - 17767
- I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able t...Read the whole joke
185 0
8 Bed jokes - 17768
- Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ...Read the whole joke
226 0
9 Bed jokes - 17769
- How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it....Read the whole joke
191 0
10 Bed jokes - 17770
- I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's ...Read the whole joke
206 0
11 Bed jokes - 17771
- A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei...Read the whole joke
218 0
12 Bed jokes - 17772
- Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....Read the whole joke
215 0
13 Bed jokes - 17773
- Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them....Read the whole joke
212 0
14 Bed jokes - 17774
- Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet....Read the whole joke
229 0
15 Bed jokes - 17775
- Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip....Read the whole joke
236 0
16 Bed jokes - 17776
- Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...Read the whole joke
194 0
17 Bed jokes - 17777
- Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...Read the whole joke
220 0
18 Bed jokes - 17778
- Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her s...Read the whole joke
262 0
19 Bed jokes - 17779
- Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept....Read the whole joke
205 0
20 Bed jokes - 17780
- What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...Read the whole joke
243 0

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