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Title
Hits
Rating
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Baby jokes - 17457 - Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?...Read the whole joke
76
0
2
Baby jokes - 17458 - Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping...Read the whole joke
76
0
3
Baby jokes - 17459 - What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo...Read the whole joke
84
0
4
Baby jokes - 17460 - Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...Read the whole joke
78
0
5
Baby jokes - 17461 - It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me....Read the whole joke
75
0
6
Baby jokes - 17462 - Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke
69
0
7
Baby jokes - 17463 - Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma...Read the whole joke
83
0
8
Baby jokes - 17464 - Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke
78
0
9
Baby jokes - 17465 - Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke
77
0
10
Baby jokes - 17466 - A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke
65
0
11
Baby jokes - 17467 - Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke
49
0
12
Baby jokes - 17468 - Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke
51
0
13
Baby jokes - 17469 - I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke
52
0
14
Baby jokes - 17470 - A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke
54
0
15
Baby jokes - 17471 - How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et....Read the whole joke
58
0
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