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1 Baby jokes - 17462
- Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke
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- Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they ma...Read the whole joke
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3 Baby jokes - 17464
- Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke
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- Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke
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- A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke
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- Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke
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- I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke
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- Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....Read the whole joke
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- What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?...Read the whole joke
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- Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing....Read the whole joke
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- When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?...Read the whole joke
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- Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God ...Read the whole joke
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