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1 Beauty jokes - 17726
- A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke
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2 Beauty jokes - 17727
- I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke
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3 Beauty jokes - 17728
- Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark....Read the whole joke
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4 Beauty jokes - 17729
- Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what ...Read the whole joke
214 0
5 Beauty jokes - 17730
- People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have....Read the whole joke
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6 Beauty jokes - 17731
- Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke
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7 Beauty jokes - 17732
- What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke
185 0
8 Beauty jokes - 17733
- Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two....Read the whole joke
178 0
9 Beauty jokes - 17734
- What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke
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10 Beauty jokes - 17735
- A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke
195 0
11 Beauty jokes - 17736
- "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke
176 0
12 Beauty jokes - 17737
- A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke
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13 Beauty jokes - 17738
- Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his ...Read the whole joke
189 0
14 Beauty jokes - 17739
- Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke
182 0
15 Beauty jokes - 17740
- Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke
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16 Beauty jokes - 17741
- Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke
171 0
17 Beauty jokes - 17742
- She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke
186 0
18 Beauty jokes - 17743
- Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke
183 0
19 Beauty jokes - 17744
- Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke
196 0
20 Beauty jokes - 17745
- Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It d...Read the whole joke
214 0

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