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1 Bath jokes - 17711
- Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)....Read the whole joke
221 0
2 Bath jokes - 17712
- What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook....Read the whole joke
233 0
3 Bath jokes - 17713
- Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway....Read the whole joke
189 0
4 Bath jokes - 17714
- What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !...Read the whole joke
182 0
5 Bath jokes - 17715
- What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !...Read the whole joke
257 0
6 Bath jokes - 17716
- What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !...Read the whole joke
245 0
7 Bath jokes - 17717
- Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !...Read the whole joke
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8 Bath jokes - 17718
- How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed....Read the whole joke
214 0
9 Bath jokes - 17719
- What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !...Read the whole joke
234 0
10 Beauty jokes - 16407
- My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour....Read the whole joke
163 0
11 Beauty jokes - 16408
- I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone...Read the whole joke
196 0
12 Beauty jokes - 16409
- Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke
191 0
13 Beauty jokes - 16410
- She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....Read the whole joke
196 0
14 Beauty jokes - 16411
- First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?...Read the whole joke
184 0
15 Beauty jokes - 17720
- Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one....Read the whole joke
209 0
16 Beauty jokes - 17721
- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke
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17 Beauty jokes - 17722
- Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke
210 0
18 Beauty jokes - 17723
- They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?...Read the whole joke
277 0
19 Beauty jokes - 17724
- First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock....Read the whole joke
198 0
20 Beauty jokes - 17725
- A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her loo...Read the whole joke
187 0

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