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1 Bath jokes - 17691
- Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a pl...Read the whole joke
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2 Bath jokes - 17692
- Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you...Read the whole joke
204 0
3 Bath jokes - 17693
- Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the ...Read the whole joke
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4 Bath jokes - 17694
- Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one ...Read the whole joke
203 0
5 Bath jokes - 17695
- Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. ...Read the whole joke
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6 Bath jokes - 17696
- Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need anothe...Read the whole joke
193 0
7 Bath jokes - 17697
- Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway....Read the whole joke
236 0
8 Bath jokes - 17698
- Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap...Read the whole joke
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9 Bath jokes - 17699
- Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally....Read the whole joke
252 0
10 Bath jokes - 17700
- Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is....Read the whole joke
196 0
11 Bath jokes - 17701
- My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear....Read the whole joke
211 0
12 Bath jokes - 17702
- Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning...Read the whole joke
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13 Bath jokes - 17703
- Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke
201 0
14 Bath jokes - 17704
- What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is ...Read the whole joke
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15 Bath jokes - 17705
- Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred:...Read the whole joke
228 0
16 Bath jokes - 17706
- May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one o...Read the whole joke
179 0
17 Bath jokes - 17707
- Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a b...Read the whole joke
332 0
18 Bath jokes - 17708
- A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he as...Read the whole joke
230 0
19 Bath jokes - 17709
- What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath....Read the whole joke
205 0
20 Bath jokes - 17710
- When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub....Read the whole joke
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