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1 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17601
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with c...Read the whole joke
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2 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17602
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and sm...Read the whole joke
227 0
3 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17603
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you ...Read the whole joke
186 0
4 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17604
- A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "O...Read the whole joke
203 0
5 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17605
- A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large bla...Read the whole joke
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6 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17606
- A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I do...Read the whole joke
204 0
7 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17607
- Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and ...Read the whole joke
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8 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17608
- How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet....Read the whole joke
204 0
9 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17609
- Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !...Read the whole joke
203 0
10 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17610
- An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night ...Read the whole joke
209 0
11 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17611
- What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest...Read the whole joke
211 0
12 Barbie doll jokes - 16397
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall...Read the whole joke
170 0
13 Barbie doll jokes - 16398
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; gui...Read the whole joke
165 0
14 Barbie doll jokes - 16399
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self...Read the whole joke
157 0
15 Barbie doll jokes - 16400
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a ...Read the whole joke
193 0
16 Barbie doll jokes - 16401
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen f...Read the whole joke
144 0
17 Barbie doll jokes - 17612
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and ha...Read the whole joke
201 0
18 Barbie doll jokes - 17613
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on t...Read the whole joke
207 0
19 Barbie doll jokes - 17614
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck...Read the whole joke
178 0
20 Barbie doll jokes - 17615
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires include...Read the whole joke
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