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1 Accountant jokes - 17207
- What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants ...Read the whole joke
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- What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment ca...Read the whole joke
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- How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and...Read the whole joke
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- What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke
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- What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke
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- What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 1...Read the whole joke
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7 Accountant jokes - 17213
- The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tom...Read the whole joke
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8 Accountant jokes - 17214
- Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."...Read the whole joke
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- What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke
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10 Accountant jokes - 17216
- What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is le...Read the whole joke
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11 Accountant jokes - 17217
- How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....Read the whole joke
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- There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't....Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost...Read the whole joke
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- How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing...Read the whole joke
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- When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise...Read the whole joke
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- Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work...Read the whole joke
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17 Accountant jokes - 17223
- How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in af...Read the whole joke
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18 Accountant jokes - 17224
- What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting...Read the whole joke
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19 Accountant jokes - 17225
- What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything...Read the whole joke
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- What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...Read the whole joke
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