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- A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...Read the whole joke
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- Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures....Read the whole joke
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- Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke
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- A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" ...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....Read the whole joke
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- How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke
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- What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke
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- What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him....Read the whole joke
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- Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke
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- What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour....Read the whole joke
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- Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting....Read the whole joke
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- What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant....Read the whole joke
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- What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality....Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular...Read the whole joke
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