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1 Aardvark jokes - 17101
- Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!...Read the whole joke
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2 Aardvark jokes - 17102
- Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!...Read the whole joke
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3 Aardvark jokes - 17103
- What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!...Read the whole joke
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4 Aardvark jokes - 17104
- Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!...Read the whole joke
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5 Aardvark jokes - 17105
- What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!...Read the whole joke
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6 Aardvark jokes - 17106
- What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!...Read the whole joke
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7 Aardvark jokes - 17107
- What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!...Read the whole joke
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8 Aardvark jokes - 17108
- What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!...Read the whole joke
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9 Aardvark jokes - 17109
- What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!...Read the whole joke
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10 Aardvark jokes - 17110
- What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!...Read the whole joke
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11 Aardvark jokes - 17111
- What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!...Read the whole joke
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12 Aardvark jokes - 17112
- What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!...Read the whole joke
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13 Aardvark jokes - 17113
- What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!...Read the whole joke
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14 Aardvark jokes - 17114
- What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!...Read the whole joke
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15 Aardvark jokes - 17115
- What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!...Read the whole joke
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16 Aardvark jokes - 17116
- Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!...Read the whole joke
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17 Aardvark jokes - 17117
- What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!...Read the whole joke
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18 Aardvark jokes - 17118
- Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardv...Read the whole joke
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19 Aardvark jokes - 17119
- Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!...Read the whole joke
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20 Aardvark jokes - 17120
- When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!...Read the whole joke
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