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1 Aardvark jokes - 17096
- What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!...Read the whole joke 141 0
2 Aardvark jokes - 17097
- What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!...Read the whole joke 140 0
3 Aardvark jokes - 17098
- What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!...Read the whole joke 131 0
4 Aardvark jokes - 17099
- What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!...Read the whole joke 118 0
5 Aardvark jokes - 17100
- How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!...Read the whole joke 85 0
6 Aardvark jokes - 17101
- Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!...Read the whole joke 94 0
7 Aardvark jokes - 17102
- Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!...Read the whole joke 118 0
8 Aardvark jokes - 17103
- What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!...Read the whole joke 98 0
9 Aardvark jokes - 17104
- Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!...Read the whole joke 97 0
10 Aardvark jokes - 17105
- What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!...Read the whole joke 140 0
11 Aardvark jokes - 17106
- What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!...Read the whole joke 66 0
12 Aardvark jokes - 17107
- What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!...Read the whole joke 60 0
13 Aardvark jokes - 17108
- What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!...Read the whole joke 60 0
14 Aardvark jokes - 17109
- What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!...Read the whole joke 48 0
15 Aardvark jokes - 17110
- What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!...Read the whole joke 48 0

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