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1 Aviation jokes - 17336
- From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are o...Read the whole joke
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2 Aviation jokes - 17337
- Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the sea...Read the whole joke
211 0
3 Aviation jokes - 17338
- United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has...Read the whole joke
198 0
4 Aviation jokes - 17339
- From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...Read the whole joke
223 0
5 Aviation jokes - 17340
- Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remai...Read the whole joke
236 0
6 Aviation jokes - 17341
- An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway...Read the whole joke
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7 Aviation jokes - 17342
- After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen...Read the whole joke
186 0
8 Aviation jokes - 17343
- Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with...Read the whole joke
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9 Aviation jokes - 17344
- Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy...Read the whole joke
205 0
10 Aviation jokes - 17345
- It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...Read the whole joke
193 0
11 Aviation jokes - 17346
- An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...Read the whole joke
196 0
12 Aviation jokes - 17347
- How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke
185 0
13 Aviation jokes - 17348
- After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, re...Read the whole joke
217 0
14 Aviation jokes - 17349
- As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti...Read the whole joke
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15 Aviation jokes - 17350
- While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "G...Read the whole joke
174 0
16 Aviation jokes - 17351
- An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ...Read the whole joke
203 0
17 Aviation jokes - 17352
- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...Read the whole joke
211 0
18 Aviation jokes - 17353
- A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before...Read the whole joke
221 0
19 Aviation jokes - 17354
- A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...Read the whole joke
166 0
20 Aviation jokes - 17355
- "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ...Read the whole joke
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