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1 Apple jokes - 17301
- What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)....Read the whole joke
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2 Apple jokes - 17302
- Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !...Read the whole joke
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3 Apple jokes - 17303
- What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !...Read the whole joke
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4 Apple jokes - 17304
- Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !...Read the whole joke
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5 Apple jokes - 17305
- What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and...Read the whole joke
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6 Apple jokes - 17306
- What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!...Read the whole joke
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7 Apple jokes - 17307
- What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !...Read the whole joke
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8 Apple jokes - 17308
- If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take thr...Read the whole joke
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9 Aviation jokes - 16377
- A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, st...Read the whole joke
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10 Aviation jokes - 16378
- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate...Read the whole joke
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11 Aviation jokes - 16379
- Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's...Read the whole joke
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12 Aviation jokes - 16380
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing w...Read the whole joke
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13 Aviation jokes - 16381
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the cap...Read the whole joke
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14 Aviation jokes - 17309
- A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked...Read the whole joke
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15 Aviation jokes - 17310
- A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion th...Read the whole joke
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16 Aviation jokes - 17311
- The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had ...Read the whole joke
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17 Aviation jokes - 17312
- An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel vouch...Read the whole joke
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18 Aviation jokes - 17313
- During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Admin...Read the whole joke
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19 Aviation jokes - 17314
- Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by ai...Read the whole joke
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20 Aviation jokes - 17315
- Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husba...Read the whole joke
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