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1 Apple jokes - 17281
- Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Wat...Read the whole joke
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- How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel....Read the whole joke
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- Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doc...Read the whole joke
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- School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with go...Read the whole joke
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- How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden...Read the whole joke
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- How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim....Read the whole joke
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- What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple....Read the whole joke
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- Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all red...Read the whole joke
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9 Apple jokes - 17289
- What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round....Read the whole joke
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10 Apple jokes - 17290
- How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill....Read the whole joke
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11 Apple jokes - 17291
- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away....Read the whole joke
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12 Apple jokes - 17292
- Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire....Read the whole joke
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13 Apple jokes - 17293
- Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said...Read the whole joke
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14 Apple jokes - 17294
- A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stoppe...Read the whole joke
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15 Apple jokes - 17295
- After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in f...Read the whole joke
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16 Apple jokes - 17296
- Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple M...Read the whole joke
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17 Apple jokes - 17297
- What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple....Read the whole joke
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18 Apple jokes - 17298
- What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat....Read the whole joke
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- What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple....Read the whole joke
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20 Apple jokes - 17300
- What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."...Read the whole joke
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