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1 Ant jokes - 17266
- What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !...Read the whole joke
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- What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !...Read the whole joke
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- Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !...Read the whole joke
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- What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !...Read the whole joke
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- How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !...Read the whole joke
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- What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !...Read the whole joke
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- What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant...Read the whole joke
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- Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !...Read the whole joke
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14 Apple jokes - 16372
- The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m...Read the whole joke
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- What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one,...Read the whole joke
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- Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !...Read the whole joke
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- What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !...Read the whole joke
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- First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think....Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !...Read the whole joke
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- The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple....Read the whole joke
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