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1 Answer me this jokes - 17182
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?...Read the whole joke
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- Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?...Read the whole joke
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- If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?...Read the whole joke
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- If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?...Read the whole joke
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- Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient tim...Read the whole joke
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- Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?...Read the whole joke
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- If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?...Read the whole joke
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8 Ant jokes - 16367
- Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !...Read the whole joke
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- Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !...Read the whole joke
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- What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !...Read the whole joke
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- Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !...Read the whole joke
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- What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !...Read the whole joke
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- How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?...Read the whole joke
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