Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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1 Aardvark jokes - 16351
- What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!...Read the whole joke
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- What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!...Read the whole joke
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- What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a lou...Read the whole joke
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- Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!...Read the whole joke
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- What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!...Read the whole joke
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- What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!...Read the whole joke
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- Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!...Read the whole joke
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- Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!...Read the whole joke
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- What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hol...Read the whole joke
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- What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!...Read the whole joke
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- What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!...Read the whole joke
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- What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!...Read the whole joke
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- What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!...Read the whole joke
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- How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!...Read the whole joke
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