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1 Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
- Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny....Read the whole joke 30 0
2 Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
- Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....Read the whole joke 37 0
3 Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke 73 0
4 Why cannot Santa have children?
- Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....Read the whole joke 32 0
5 Why David Killed Goliath
- Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!...Read the whole joke 36 0
6 Why did Bill Clinton...
- Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the hormonica!...Read the whole joke 33 0
7 Why did the boy...
- Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school....Read the whole joke 50 0
8 Why did the condom fly across the road?
- Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!...Read the whole joke 25 0
9 Why did the fish blush?
- Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom....Read the whole joke 37 0
10 Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
- Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke 30 0
11 Why did the pervert cross the road?
- Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken....Read the whole joke 45 0
12 Why did the punk cross the road?
- Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke 42 0
13 Why did the skeleton burp?
- Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart....Read the whole joke 26 0
14 Why did the...
- Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn't see the Ewe turn!...Read the whole joke 35 0
15 Why Divorce Now?
- After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How c...Read the whole joke 46 0

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