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1 Wailing Wall
- A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive...Read the whole joke
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2 Waiting to be sized
- An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra la...Read the whole joke
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3 Waking Grumpy
- Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...Read the whole joke
226 0
4 Walk through the park
- One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette sto...Read the whole joke
226 0
5 Wandering Tribes
- Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men coul...Read the whole joke
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6 Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
- Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to he...Read the whole joke
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7 Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
- So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"The ...Read the whole joke
206 0
8 Want Ads- Illiterate?
- 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us o...Read the whole joke
261 0
9 Wanted: Woman!
- Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who apprec...Read the whole joke
191 0
10 Wanting a larger...
- Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only h...Read the whole joke
197 0
11 Warning Labels On Booze!
- THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKER...Read the whole joke
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12 Warning: Ignore the parrot!
- On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the s...Read the whole joke
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13 WARNING: New Virus Alert!
- *** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately. Do ...Read the whole joke
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14 WARNING: Puns Ahead!
- Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or "groaners" like some folks like to call them are fun. ...Read the whole joke
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15 WARNING: These are RUDE.
- Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you embarrass an...Read the whole joke
215 0
16 Wash Hair In Sink
- Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash veget...Read the whole joke
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17 Washcloth
- There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw...Read the whole joke
454 0
18 Washing Machine Is Better
- Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing mach...Read the whole joke
178 0
19 Washing the Dog
- A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent...Read the whole joke
238 0
20 Washing the Dog!
- Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our ...Read the whole joke
194 0

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