I was lying in bed and I thought, "I've gotta start telling the truth."
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1 U of Berkeley Products
- There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke
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2 Ugly Growth
- I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law....Read the whole joke
279 0
3 Ultimate rejection!
- What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!...Read the whole joke
231 0
4 Ultra dumb people 01
- The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual...Read the whole joke
204 0
5 Ultra dumb people 02
- A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Appar...Read the whole joke
205 0
6 Uncircumcised
- Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....Read the whole joke
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7 Uncommon Perversions
- A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke
272 0
8 Undecided
- The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just c...Read the whole joke
288 0
9 Under The Truck
- A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young...Read the whole joke
232 0
10 Understanding Your Paycheck:
- Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 ...Read the whole joke
222 0
11 Underwear
- Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers....Read the whole joke
230 0
12 Undocumented Windows Errors
- ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke
217 0
13 Unengaged Brain
- PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the...Read the whole joke
267 0
14 Unfaithful Mates
- Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think...Read the whole joke
223 0
15 Unfaithful?
- An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to...Read the whole joke
235 0
16 Universal Corporate Translator
- "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND...Read the whole joke
290 0
17 Universal excuse form.
- The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W...Read the whole joke
267 0
18 Universal Grade Change Form
- ____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my g...Read the whole joke
301 0
19 University Courses For Women
- Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB10...Read the whole joke
196 0
20 Unmarried In BMW
- Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee....Read the whole joke
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