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1 U of Berkeley Products
- There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke
47 0
2 Ugly Growth
- I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law....Read the whole joke
47 0
3 Ultimate rejection!
- What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!...Read the whole joke
40 0
4 Ultra dumb people 01
- The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual...Read the whole joke
31 0
5 Ultra dumb people 02
- A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Appar...Read the whole joke
29 0
6 Uncircumcised
- Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....Read the whole joke
53 0
7 Uncommon Perversions
- A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke
48 0
8 Undecided
- The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just c...Read the whole joke
47 0
9 Under The Truck
- A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young...Read the whole joke
43 0
10 Understanding Your Paycheck:
- Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 ...Read the whole joke
35 0
11 Underwear
- Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers....Read the whole joke
32 0
12 Undocumented Windows Errors
- ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke
33 0
13 Unengaged Brain
- PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the...Read the whole joke
47 0
14 Unfaithful Mates
- Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think...Read the whole joke
45 0
15 Unfaithful?
- An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to...Read the whole joke
45 0

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