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1 Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
- What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into ...Read the whole joke 94 0
2 Santa's Reindeer
- Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,...Read the whole joke 60 0
3 Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
- Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni...Read the whole joke 20 0
4 Santa\\\'s Entrance
- If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...Read the whole joke 53 0
5 Satisfaction Guaranteed
- A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee...Read the whole joke 43 0
6 Saved Your Privates
- A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe...Read the whole joke 37 0
7 Saving the Oppossum!
- Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that moth...Read the whole joke 38 0
8 Saving Up
- This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down ...Read the whole joke 57 0
9 Say After Sex
- Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do y...Read the whole joke 61 0
10 Say Again?
- A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area -...Read the whole joke 54 0
11 Say That Again
- It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Tes...Read the whole joke 44 0
12 Say When Giving Birth
- Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?...Read the whole joke 36 0
13 Scale A Fence
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke 36 0
14 Scaled Glass Wall
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke 28 0
15 Scared half to death
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?...Read the whole joke 39 0

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