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1 S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
- Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSU...Read the whole joke
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2 Sad News
- Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remem...Read the whole joke
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3 Saddam and Clinton
- What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of tal...Read the whole joke
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4 Safe Blonde
- has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door....Read the whole joke
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5 Safety tip
- Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive...Read the whole joke
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6 Saggy Boobs
- Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna thi...Read the whole joke
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7 Said in court
- These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A...Read the whole joke
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8 Salad
- Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", ...Read the whole joke
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9 Salami & the Talibuttheads
- Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his ...Read the whole joke
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10 Same Aid
- One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari...Read the whole joke
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11 Samples Needed
- My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a s...Read the whole joke
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12 Sandals
- This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...Read the whole joke
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13 Santa
- Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!...Read the whole joke
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14 Santa and the Blonde!
- One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blo...Read the whole joke
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15 Santa in Ethiopia
- Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all...Read the whole joke
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16 Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
- What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into ...Read the whole joke
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17 Santa's Reindeer
- Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,...Read the whole joke
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18 Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
- Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni...Read the whole joke
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19 Santa\\\'s Entrance
- If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...Read the whole joke
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20 Satisfaction Guaranteed
- A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee...Read the whole joke
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