PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
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1 O.J., Elway, and Modell?
- Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common? A: They all killed the Brown...Read the whole joke
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2 Obituaries
- Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."...Read the whole joke
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3 Obscene Phone Calls.
- Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such c...Read the whole joke
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4 Odd One Out
- Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because a...Read the whole joke
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5 Odd Wedding Gifts
- 100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket...Read the whole joke
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6 Odds For Meeting A Female
- The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponenti...Read the whole joke
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7 Ode To A Mammogram
- For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And...Read the whole joke
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8 Off the cliff!
- The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree an...Read the whole joke
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9 Off The Field
- A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husban...Read the whole joke
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10 Off To Barcelona
- A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangel...Read the whole joke
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11 Off to Vegas
- A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just wh...Read the whole joke
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12 Offended
- Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting undressed, ...Read the whole joke
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13 Office Inspirational Posters
- Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did not create a great...Read the whole joke
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14 Office X-mas Party!
- December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take plac...Read the whole joke
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15 Officer Involved Shooting
- An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service g...Read the whole joke
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16 Oh Baby!
- A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like he...Read the whole joke
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17 Oh boy!
- The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...Read the whole joke
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18 Oh Boy...more warning signs!
- On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)O...Read the whole joke
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19 Oh Human Sexuality
- When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots....Read the whole joke
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20 Oh la la!
- A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as...Read the whole joke
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