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Mother\'isms! (Long Joke) - My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" ...Read the whole joke
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Mother\'s Milk - A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advanta...Read the whole joke
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Move your cars please. - It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the stud...Read the whole joke
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Movie Cliches - Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopw...Read the whole joke
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Mr Right Application - Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. R...Read the whole joke
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Mr. Clean - Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....Read the whole joke
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Mr. Johnson - Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent ...Read the whole joke
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Mr. Owls - Knock knock.- Who's there?Owls.- Owls who?That's right! Owls hoo!...Read the whole joke
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Mr.Richman has 3daughters... - Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke
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Ms. Piggy Counts - Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!...Read the whole joke
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Much Improved - A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a ma...Read the whole joke
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Multi-syllable words - Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words...Read the whole joke
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Murder - A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned t...Read the whole joke
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Murphy's Combat Laws - Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fi...Read the whole joke
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Murphy's Law regarding Children - 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to be...Read the whole joke
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