Assperbareperpairperfection (ass per bare per pair perfection) When you tip the aspirin bottle, and get exactly 2 pills in your hand.
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1 M & M Factory
- Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the "W"s....Read the whole joke
213 0
2 M and M's are too smart!
- Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of ...Read the whole joke
298 0
3 M and M\'s
- Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order....Read the whole joke
289 0
4 M&M Factory
- Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!...Read the whole joke
332 0
5 Machine Breakdown
- This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machi...Read the whole joke
222 0
6 Macho Man
- What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does th...Read the whole joke
210 0
7 Macho man!
- Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the followi...Read the whole joke
191 0
8 Macintosh Computers
- MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs....Read the whole joke
196 0
9 Mad Cow Disease
- There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell ...Read the whole joke
214 0
10 Madonna, Britney and Christina
- Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a...Read the whole joke
201 0
11 Mafia Job
- The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that ...Read the whole joke
249 0
12 MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
- My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I'm here To fulfill your fon...Read the whole joke
243 0
13 Magic Cure for Impotence
- A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable ...Read the whole joke
193 0
14 Magic Johnson on rollerblades...
- What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!...Read the whole joke
212 0
15 Magic Mirror
- There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if ...Read the whole joke
236 0
16 Magicians Secret
- During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one espe...Read the whole joke
1452 0
17 Magnet?
- Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...Read the whole joke
178 0
18 Maid to order!
- A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "M...Read the whole joke
219 0
19 Mail carriers.
- What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!...Read the whole joke
155 0
20 Mailman Here?
- Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard....Read the whole joke
185 0

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