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1 Kansas Crazy Law
- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. The state ga...Read the whole joke
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2 Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
- How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!...Read the whole joke
360 0
3 Keep fit... die healthy.
- What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!...Read the whole joke
365 0
4 Keep the Motor Running
- It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went...Read the whole joke
304 0
5 Keep Your Seat, Please!
- A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She t...Read the whole joke
340 0
6 Keeps Her Youth
- How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!...Read the whole joke
304 0
7 Kennedys, light bulbs
- How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to dri...Read the whole joke
260 0
8 Kentucky Crazy Law
- No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, du...Read the whole joke
231 0
9 Kentucky Kid
- A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my clas...Read the whole joke
444 0
10 Kewl Cat Quips!
- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped ...Read the whole joke
259 0
11 Kewl Job Application!
- Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's availab...Read the whole joke
243 0
12 Keys Locked In
- Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his...Read the whole joke
253 0
13 Kid divorces his parents.
- There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do ...Read the whole joke
240 0
14 Kid Sayings!
- A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself witho...Read the whole joke
243 0
15 Kid's letters to God...cute!
- Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die a...Read the whole joke
276 0
16 Kidnapped by a redneck?
- Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unm...Read the whole joke
188 0
17 Kidneys for Brains
- The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would ...Read the whole joke
164 0
18 Kids
- Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!...Read the whole joke
300 0
19 Kids and Religion!
- A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...Read the whole joke
178 0
20 Kids In College
- One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer b...Read the whole joke
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