Disconfect (v.) To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
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1 Jack and the Beanstalk
- Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the fi...Read the whole joke
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2 Japanese
- Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes....Read the whole joke
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3 Japanese Prostitute
- A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He...Read the whole joke
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4 Jay Leno Jokes!
- Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are te...Read the whole joke
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5 Jealous Revenge
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6 Jealous Wife
- There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hai...Read the whole joke
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7 Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
- You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chasti...Read the whole joke
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8 Jeff the Bellboy
- Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended...Read the whole joke
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9 Jellofied
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10 Jellybean
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11 Jesse James
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12 Jesus and the Robber
- One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagg...Read the whole joke
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13 Jesus is watching You
- A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. "Jesus is watching you," a voice said "Huh?,...Read the whole joke
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14 Jesus meets Joseph
- St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whi...Read the whole joke
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15 Jesus vs Satan
- Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they...Read the whole joke
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16 Jesus vs. Satan
- One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen...Read the whole joke
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17 Jewish Dog Does Tricks
- A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says, "Pardon me, this is a Hous...Read the whole joke
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18 Jewish Girl
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19 Jif
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20 Job for Mom
- In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages ...Read the whole joke
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