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1 I Blew Chunks
- 3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the g...Read the whole joke
188 0
2 I can hear clearly now...
- Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke
198 0
3 I can't feel my legs!
- A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l...Read the whole joke
236 0
4 I Confess
- As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth...Read the whole joke
210 0
5 I Didn't Even Know!
- Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in t...Read the whole joke
220 0
6 I don't know her
- A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing....Read the whole joke
281 0
7 I dont want a ride!
- A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...Read the whole joke
211 0
8 I hurt all over!
- A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!''What do you mean?' said th...Read the whole joke
162 0
9 I knew it was true...I knew it!
- Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the Ne...Read the whole joke
237 0
10 I lost my wife!
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!...Read the whole joke
216 0
11 I love my wife
- If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to lon...Read the whole joke
216 0
12 I Love You
- English..... Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Japanese.... Ai...Read the whole joke
264 0
13 I love you in 9 languages!
- HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpa...Read the whole joke
245 0
14 I received a letter from my bank the other day...
- I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe...Read the whole joke
173 0
15 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke
165 0
16 I Said the F Word
- A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into ...Read the whole joke
194 0
17 I said...I really mean...
- THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be...Read the whole joke
172 0
18 I Spy
- Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making lov...Read the whole joke
166 0
19 I used my head
- Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went i...Read the whole joke
952 0
20 I Wanna Be A Commie
- A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news....Read the whole joke
133 0

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