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1 Hair Growth
- A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a mal...Read the whole joke
214 0
2 Hair Loss
- Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?...Read the whole joke
275 0
3 Hair Up
- Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads....Read the whole joke
257 0
4 Half A Brain
- Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!...Read the whole joke
291 0
5 Half Drunk
- Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of m...Read the whole joke
418 0
6 Halloween funnies for kids!
- Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off th...Read the whole joke
229 0
7 Halloween Funnies!
- Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lant...Read the whole joke
298 0
8 Halloween party
- A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out,...Read the whole joke
181 0
9 Halloween party time!
- A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out,...Read the whole joke
312 0
10 Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Soliloquy
- Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the ...Read the whole joke
243 0
11 Happily Addicted to the Web
- Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is gli...Read the whole joke
239 0
12 Happily Addicted to the Web!
- Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'ni...Read the whole joke
191 0
13 Happy Anniversary
- A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th An...Read the whole joke
226 0
14 Happy Birthday...yech!
- Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stu...Read the whole joke
190 0
15 Happy Happy
- A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her hu...Read the whole joke
241 0
16 Happy Thanksgiving
- I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine do...Read the whole joke
203 0
17 Happy To Have Me Home!
- "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me unti...Read the whole joke
298 0
18 Hard of Hearing Genie
- OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the...Read the whole joke
158 0
19 Hard To Get
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their ...Read the whole joke
179 0
20 Hard Transplant
- A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower be...Read the whole joke
185 0

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