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1 F Word Usage
- Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car deale...Read the whole joke
237 0
2 Factory Workers
- In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned ...Read the whole joke
260 0
3 Facts About Women
- 1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in cont...Read the whole joke
277 0
4 Facts of Life
- Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning ...Read the whole joke
385 0
5 Family Pants
- Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says...Read the whole joke
252 0
6 Family Tree
- We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree s...Read the whole joke
267 0
7 Famous Beer Quotes!
- Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink. W...Read the whole joke
217 0
8 Famous people
- Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke
241 0
9 Famous Sports Quotes.
- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to...Read the whole joke
278 0
10 Famous Uses of the F Word
- What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull spe...Read the whole joke
291 0
11 Fancy Plate
- This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.Af...Read the whole joke
243 0
12 Farmboy & Bull
- Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to ...Read the whole joke
233 0
13 Farmer
- A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why a...Read the whole joke
291 0
14 Farmer and the Pretty Lady
- One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store...Read the whole joke
255 0
15 Farmer Brown
- Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs...Read the whole joke
334 0
16 Farmer Joe and his Mule
- Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking co...Read the whole joke
217 0
17 Fart, farts everywhere!
- An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but ...Read the whole joke
236 0
18 Farting All The Time
- Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the tim...Read the whole joke
241 0
19 Farts
- Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke
229 0
20 Farts With Lumps
- The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies,...Read the whole joke
233 0

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