I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
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1 Da Bears
- Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!...Read the whole joke
225 0
2 Daffynition
- Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!...Read the whole joke
274 0
3 Daffynitions!
- Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-du...Read the whole joke
292 0
4 Dairy Queen
- How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper....Read the whole joke
234 0
5 Dairy queen--whopper
- How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!...Read the whole joke
257 0
6 Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
- Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How...Read the whole joke
212 0
7 Dance
- How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it....Read the whole joke
266 0
8 Dangerous Squirrels
- A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first time ever hunting, so he was f...Read the whole joke
220 0
9 Dare to Swim
- Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his ...Read the whole joke
205 0
10 Darn Candle!
- On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they...Read the whole joke
223 0
11 Darwin Awards
- As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individ...Read the whole joke
205 0
12 Darwin Awards- 1999
- DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a b...Read the whole joke
463 0
13 Dat Ain't Bubba
- Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed som...Read the whole joke
304 0
14 Dating
- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead....Read the whole joke
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15 Dating Terms
- LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATIN...Read the whole joke
247 0
16 Dating Young Women
- A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he d...Read the whole joke
228 0
17 Daughters are curious
- A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakednes...Read the whole joke
204 0
18 Dave's adventure in a cave (limerick)
- There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one...Read the whole joke
261 0
19 Day after Christmas.
- It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policema...Read the whole joke
204 2
20 Daylight Savings Time Reform
- Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings ...Read the whole joke
179 0

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