I was lying in bed and I thought, "I've gotta start telling the truth."
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- Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and s...Read the whole joke
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2 Baby
- Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...Read the whole joke
285 0
3 Baby Birds
- You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys?Swallow...Read the whole joke
270 0
4 Baby Hermaphrodite
- A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have somethi...Read the whole joke
264 0
5 Baby Sitting
- Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!...Read the whole joke
274 0
6 Baby Turtle
- A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. Abo...Read the whole joke
280 0
7 Back From the Dead
- An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same...Read the whole joke
196 0
8 Backwards Panties
- What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out....Read the whole joke
211 0
9 Bad advice 2
- Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps...Read the whole joke
198 0
10 Bad boy
- One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to h...Read the whole joke
200 0
11 Bad Breath
- You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!...Read the whole joke
474 0
12 BAD Bunny Wabbit!
- A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviou...Read the whole joke
253 0
13 Bad Catholic Joke
- Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Soci...Read the whole joke
216 0
14 Bad corporate slogans
- These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real wo...Read the whole joke
226 0
15 Bad Date Signs!
- Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her ...Read the whole joke
210 0
16 Bad Day?
- When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it ...Read the whole joke
230 0
17 Bad dog
- Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!...Read the whole joke
1088 0
18 Bad Dog!
- A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's...Read the whole joke
215 0
19 Bad eyes.
- A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke
182 0
20 Bad Investment
- Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t...Read the whole joke
189 0

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