Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
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1 A Wish Comes True
- A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their o...Read the whole joke
217 0
2 A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke
178 0
3 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...
- A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children d...Read the whole joke
152 0
4 A Woman's Experience With Children
- For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...Read the whole joke
263 0
5 A Woman's Random Thoughts
- Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat...Read the whole joke
3008 2.5
6 A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
- A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identif...Read the whole joke
438 0
7 A woman\'s random thoughts!
- Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget t...Read the whole joke
301 0
8 A Woman\'s Rule of Thumb
- A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it....Read the whole joke
374 0
9 A woman\'s three biggest lies.
- A woman's three biggest lies...1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste li...Read the whole joke
293 0
10 A young peasant girl of fourteen...
- A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss ...Read the whole joke
167 0
11 A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
- A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and...Read the whole joke
288 0
12 A-fishin\' We Will Go...
- Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from...Read the whole joke
295 0
13 ABC's
- Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRS...Read the whole joke
221 0
14 ABC's of ex girlfriends
- A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't...Read the whole joke
258 0
- On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs fir...Read the whole joke
207 0
16 Absent From School Excusess
- 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Plea...Read the whole joke
240 0
17 Absent Minded Husband
- Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...Read the whole joke
233 0
18 Absentminded Doc!
- A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a...Read the whole joke
263 0
19 Accidental Meeting
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but...Read the whole joke
164 0
20 Accidents
- Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved....Read the whole joke
250 0

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