My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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1 A Perfect Woman Is...
- What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat...Read the whole joke
221 0
2 A photographer from a well known national magazine...
- A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone Nat...Read the whole joke
251 0
3 A pile of one liners!
- Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents...Read the whole joke
176 0
4 A play on Computer Lingo.
- 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B...Read the whole joke
258 0
5 A Prayer Before Dying
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...Read the whole joke
215 0
6 A pregnant Irish women
- What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!...Read the whole joke
236 0
7 A Present for Little Johnny!
- Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his sh...Read the whole joke
307 0
8 A Problem of Problems
- A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...Read the whole joke
225 0
9 A question of time
- Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!...Read the whole joke
205 0
10 A Rainbow of Devotion
- A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender...Read the whole joke
176 0
11 A Really Bad Day
- There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then...Read the whole joke
204 0
12 A REALLY Bad Day - True Story!
- A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspape...Read the whole joke
221 0
13 A really Corny Joke
- Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not e...Read the whole joke
193 0
14 A Redneck Christmas
- You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!...Read the whole joke
286 0
15 A Redneck Joke
- 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...Read the whole joke
287 0
16 A Rock Solid Defense
- A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked t...Read the whole joke
206 0
17 A Room for a Night
- Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable res...Read the whole joke
212 0
18 A Round For The House
- A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...Read the whole joke
204 0
19 A Round of Golf
- A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he ...Read the whole joke
216 0
20 A Scrote
- In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The cl...Read the whole joke
270 0

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