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1 A merchant captain and several of his officers...
- A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night asho...Read the whole joke
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2 A Message For The Manager
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...Read the whole joke
244 0
3 A Mexican joke
- Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!...Read the whole joke
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4 A Microsoft Tale
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...Read the whole joke
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5 A Miracle
- A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do...Read the whole joke
251 0
6 A Mother at 65!
- With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...Read the whole joke
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7 A Mother Cow
- What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"...Read the whole joke
201 0
8 A Networkologist\\\\\\\'s Christmas
- A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck a...Read the whole joke
389 0
9 A new car.
- One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke
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10 A new national anthem?
- Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "...Read the whole joke
188 0
11 A New Priest
- A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest te...Read the whole joke
208 0
12 A new Priest.
- A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke
270 0
13 A New York Lawyer
- A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke
220 0
14 A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
- A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...Read the whole joke
233 0
15 A Pair of Shoes
- This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...Read the whole joke
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16 A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...
- A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke
164 0
17 A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull...
- A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ...Read the whole joke
219 0
18 A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...
- A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke
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19 A Peg-legged Halloween!
- A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what cos...Read the whole joke
235 0
20 A Penny For Your Thoughts
- What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change....Read the whole joke
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