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1 A hot meal
- Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...Read the whole joke
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2 A human's chalkboard assignments
- This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The bel...Read the whole joke
262 0
3 A Kind Lawyer
- One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by ...Read the whole joke
240 0
4 A Koala and a Hooker
- A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes i...Read the whole joke
168 0
5 A lady was in a hardware store looking at...
- A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...Read the whole joke
182 0
6 A Lawyer Died
- A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the sa...Read the whole joke
231 0
7 A lawyers tomstone.
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke
165 0
8 A Lesson in Politics
- A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tom...Read the whole joke
262 0
9 A Letter From Barbie
- ************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you lit...Read the whole joke
292 0
10 A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...
- A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to t...Read the whole joke
214 0
11 A little corporate humor
- A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I not...Read the whole joke
222 0
12 A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...
- A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the cou...Read the whole joke
193 0
13 A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
- MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8...Read the whole joke
201 0
14 A love story
- John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of pe...Read the whole joke
176 0
15 A Man And His Money
- There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser w...Read the whole joke
223 0
16 A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
- A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke
162 0
17 A Man is a Wasp?
- How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee....Read the whole joke
280 0
18 A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...
- A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son ...Read the whole joke
287 0
19 A man moves into a nudist colony...
- A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke
185 0
20 A Man's World
- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why i...Read the whole joke
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