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1 A day at the beach
- your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned....Read the whole joke
248 0
2 A Day in the life of two trees
- Tree 1 "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"Tree 2 "Look busy."...Read the whole joke
177 0
3 A day late.
- Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad...Read the whole joke
210 0
4 A DAY OFF
- So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.There are 365 days per year avai...Read the whole joke
234 0
5 A Dead Ringer!
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes a...Read the whole joke
236 0
6 A Dent in the Pile!
- An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to ...Read the whole joke
225 0
7 A dilemma
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke
166 0
8 A disabled sea captain
- An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye g...Read the whole joke
177 0
9 A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
- A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pea...Read the whole joke
364 0
10 A Drinking Problem
- I have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth......Read the whole joke
218 0
11 A duck
- What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!...Read the whole joke
175 0
12 a dyslexic man walks into a...
- a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke
177 0
13 A facelift experience!
- A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the fac...Read the whole joke
473 0
14 A Fairy Tale
- Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The...Read the whole joke
138 0
15 A Favor
- I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really ne...Read the whole joke
203 0
16 A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...
- A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions....Read the whole joke
148 0.5
17 A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
- A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke
222 0
18 A few lil' insults to remember.
- You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got a...Read the whole joke
237 0
19 A few Polish jokes.
- Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coa...Read the whole joke
244 0
20 A few way to handle stress!
- Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to...Read the whole joke
208 0

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