I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
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1 A Blonde's Bad Day
- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and sh...Read the whole joke
511 0
2 A Blonde's Dream
- One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What w...Read the whole joke
266 0
3 A Brief History Lesson...
- As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson...3050 B.C. - A Sumerian invents the wheel. Within the week...Read the whole joke
238 0
4 A Brief History Of Medicine
- A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That roo...Read the whole joke
243 0
5 A Bugs Mind
- What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?It's butt!...Read the whole joke
221 0
6 A bunch of better idiots!
- These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are ...Read the whole joke
272 0
7 A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!
- What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF w...Read the whole joke
246 0
8 A Burning Question!
- Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took th...Read the whole joke
262 0
9 A canadian in a Texas bar...
- A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender'...Read the whole joke
235 0
10 A Chicago man in hell.
- A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The dev...Read the whole joke
216 0
11 A Child's Prayer
- One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and...Read the whole joke
214 0
12 A Childs View Of A Retirement
- After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One small bo...Read the whole joke
225 0
13 A Childs\' Perspective!
- A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is ...Read the whole joke
343 2.5
14 A convincing lesson
- Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. ...Read the whole joke
180 0
15 A corny blonde joke
- Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars...Read the whole joke
202 0
16 A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
- Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between...Read the whole joke
274 0
17 A Cowboy and his Horse
- This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their v...Read the whole joke
184 0
18 A crying shame!
- A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness...Read the whole joke
172 0
19 A Cynics Guide to Life:
- A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tir...Read the whole joke
172 0
20 A Daughter's Letter Home
- Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writi...Read the whole joke
250 0

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