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1 At the Club.
- So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this...Read the whole joke
191 0
2 At the crazy farm!
- A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find ...Read the whole joke
237 0
3 At The Pearly Gates
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke
247 0
4 At the shoe store...
- A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales cler...Read the whole joke
241 0
5 At the store.
- You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!...Read the whole joke
218 0
6 Athletes
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...Read the whole joke
222 0
7 Athletic Sperm
- Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his...Read the whole joke
165 0
8 Attempts by the dumb
- SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday whi...Read the whole joke
167 0
9 Attorney Hunting Rules
- A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid Californi...Read the whole joke
199 0
10 Aussie Trouser Snake.
- An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...Read the whole joke
1267 0
11 Aussies
- Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside....Read the whole joke
197 0
12 Australian Kiss
- Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It's like a French kiss, but down under....Read the whole joke
181 0
13 Auto Light
- A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing to...Read the whole joke
173 0
14 Avoid While Waiting For Date
- Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House10. Sniff the air and say it smell...Read the whole joke
196 0
15 Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
- How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!...Read the whole joke
200 0
16 Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
- Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo"49. "That would work ...Read the whole joke
217 0

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