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1 Arkansas Crazy Law
- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. A law provides that school teachers...Read the whole joke
215 0
2 Arkansas Vasectomy
- After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went ...Read the whole joke
207 0
3 Armed Sleeper
- Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe...Read the whole joke
176 0
4 Army general at Christmas
- What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe...Read the whole joke
227 0
5 Army vs. Marines!
- Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window s...Read the whole joke
255 0
6 Army Wisdom
- A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try i...Read the whole joke
253 0
7 Arnold:the musical
- Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composer...Read the whole joke
182 0
8 Arthritis
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke
572 0
9 Arthritis is so cruel
- "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than can...Read the whole joke
233 0
10 Artificial Insemination
- A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none o...Read the whole joke
201 0
11 As Long As A Cat\'s Tail
- Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ...Read the whole joke
289 0
12 Asleep at the desk
- If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the c...Read the whole joke
220 0
13 Assassin Interview
- fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for ...Read the whole joke
242 0
14 Assign the punishment
- Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke
214 0
15 At College
- Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor....Read the whole joke
339 0
16 At the Amusement Park
- A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The rid...Read the whole joke
237 0
17 At the beach.
- A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and...Read the whole joke
202 0
18 At the blood donor clinic
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke
214 0
19 At the Bull acution.
- This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are...Read the whole joke
228 0
20 At The Circus
- A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int...Read the whole joke
221 0

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