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1 An abstract joke
- Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says,...Read the whole joke
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2 An African Lion
- Q: What's the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african lion is an african li...Read the whole joke
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3 An angel wrote...
- An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footp...Read the whole joke
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4 An artist asked the gallery owner...
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke
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5 An Email From God!
- One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send ...Read the whole joke
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6 An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
- An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled...Read the whole joke
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7 An Hour Fast
- A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he...Read the whole joke
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8 An Hour of Pleasure
- The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We l...Read the whole joke
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9 An Old Man\'s Dying Request
- An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he ...Read the whole joke
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10 An Orgasmic Problem
- A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in be...Read the whole joke
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11 Anagrammar!
- George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: ...Read the whole joke
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12 Analysis of A Man
- Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inc...Read the whole joke
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13 Ancient Chinese Torture
- A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door ...Read the whole joke
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14 Ancient History Explained...
- Ancient History Explained...A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on i...Read the whole joke
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15 And God Created Woman
- One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, ...Read the whole joke
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16 And you thing you have it bad!
- There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me ...Read the whole joke
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17 Andy is God\\\'s son
- A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that t...Read the whole joke
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18 Andy Rooney Quotes
- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke
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19 Angelic Husband
- A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke
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20 Angry Truck Driver
- A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. H...Read the whole joke
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