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1 Aggies
- Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their ch...Read the whole joke
223 0
2 Aging
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the ...Read the whole joke
208 0
3 Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
- What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog....Read the whole joke
172 0
4 Aids or Alzheimers?
- A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells...Read the whole joke
206 0
5 Ain't She Cute
- Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she sm...Read the whole joke
192 0
6 Air disaster
- Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...Read the whole joke
179 0
7 AirForce 1
- When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on ...Read the whole joke
151 0
8 Airline
- A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...Read the whole joke
209 0
9 Airline Funnies!
- Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their oth...Read the whole joke
201 0
10 Airplane in Trouble
- First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and...Read the whole joke
199 0
11 AL GORE I am!
- Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Sho...Read the whole joke
177 0
12 Alabama License Application
- Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box)[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-J...Read the whole joke
228 0
13 Alabamba
- Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes m...Read the whole joke
355 0
14 Alaska Crazy Law
- In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal t...Read the whole joke
209 0
15 Aliens
- What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET - The extra testicle!...Read the whole joke
205 0
16 Aliens At a Gas Pump
- Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look arou...Read the whole joke
192 0
17 All I want for Cristmas...
- About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He start...Read the whole joke
185 0
18 All Jews and six Mexicans
- This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America. He...Read the whole joke
140 0
19 All Lawyers are Assholes
- A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey.....Read the whole joke
179 0
20 Alligator and a Bet
- A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and tur...Read the whole joke
220 0

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