ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
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1 'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
- 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redn...Read the whole joke
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2 1 wish ?
- Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed...Read the whole joke
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3 1,000 lawyers...
- What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!...Read the whole joke
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4 10 commandments
- The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was...Read the whole joke
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5 10 Commandments of a Teenager
- 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs...Read the whole joke
256 0
6 10 Husbands
- TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night...Read the whole joke
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7 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke
228 0
8 10 Reasons Not To Jog
- 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know w...Read the whole joke
220 0
9 10 reasons to buy a new car...
- 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, the...Read the whole joke
214 0
10 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
- 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s h...Read the whole joke
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11 10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
- 01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is ...Read the whole joke
354 0
12 10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
- "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed T...Read the whole joke
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13 10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
- While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light. You see his sleigh ...Read the whole joke
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14 10 Signs Your Broker .....
- Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash "He can't come to the phone right now..he's on the ledge." "H...Read the whole joke
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15 10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
- 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what...Read the whole joke
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16 10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend\'s Parents
- 10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them1. My parole officer thin...Read the whole joke
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17 10 things to never say to a naked man...
- Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at ...Read the whole joke
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18 10 Way to know if you have PMS
- 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding choco...Read the whole joke
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19 10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
- 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. ...Read the whole joke
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20 100's of Bumper Stickers
- "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, e...Read the whole joke
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