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1 A 12 inch ___
- Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his...Read the whole joke
389 0
2 a babtist and a catholic preacher
- A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The catholic preacher sees a c...Read the whole joke
462 0
3 A bad bet!
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of s...Read the whole joke
22815 4.671875
4 A Bad Mix
- What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don't do dick...Read the whole joke
250 0
5 A bar name
- A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke
315 0
6 A bat joke.
- A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath...Read the whole joke
314 0
7 A big accident
- On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has...Read the whole joke
319 0
8 A birthday party
- Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream...Read the whole joke
252 0
9 A black and a white guy in heaven.
- A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...Read the whole joke
343 0
10 A Blonde and a Waitress
- A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a wai...Read the whole joke
451 0
11 A Blonde Astronaut
- There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried thinki...Read the whole joke
256 0
12 A Blonde At A Bar
- A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there havin...Read the whole joke
293 0
13 A Blonde At Sea!
- A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into ...Read the whole joke
300 0
14 A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
- Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. Th...Read the whole joke
287 0
15 A Blonde Got Robbed
- A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke
416 0
16 A Blonde In Flight School
- A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were current...Read the whole joke
214 0
17 A Blonde Job Interview
- A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, c...Read the whole joke
226 0
18 A Blonde Kidnapper
- A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...Read the whole joke
176 0
19 A Blonde Question.
- Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watc...Read the whole joke
162 0
20 A Blonde Visit to D.C.
- A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unf...Read the whole joke
161 0

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