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1 What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke
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2 What did the man say when he walked...
- Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke
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3 What do men and pantyhose have in common?
- Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crot...Read the whole joke
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4 What do men dream of?
- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being st...Read the whole joke
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5 What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
- What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all....Read the whole joke
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6 What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....Read the whole joke
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7 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke
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8 What do you do if your bank account stops working?
- What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke
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9 What does a man and a floor have in common?
- Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk a...Read the whole joke
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10 What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
- What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold...Read the whole joke
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11 What food best describes a man?
- What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke
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12 What is a macho man?
- What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke
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13 What is a mans best friend?
- What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him....Read the whole joke
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14 What is a mans idea of foreplay?
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke
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15 What is defference between man and Superman?
- What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears...Read the whole joke
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16 What is so great about being a dick?
- What's so great about being a dick ? 1) You've got a head with no brains. 2) Two nuts follow you...Read the whole joke
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17 What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
- What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke
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18 What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off....Read the whole joke
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19 What kind of clothes are there?
- What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...Read the whole joke
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20 What makes a man think he is so great?
- What makes a man think he's so great ? 1) He has a belly button that won't work. 2) He has tits ...Read the whole joke
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