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1 The Bachelor Diet
- The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke
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2 The first engineer calls out to the other...
- The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies...Read the whole joke
296 0
3 The Ideal Date
- IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke
254 0
4 THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
- THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table ...Read the whole joke
314 0
5 The only wish
- Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean. They managed to...Read the whole joke
314 0
6 The way to a heart of a man
- The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke
260 0
7 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
- There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke
169 0
8 There was a young man from Kent...
- There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself tro...Read the whole joke
322 0
9 There was three guys, one with a rubber...
- There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke
232 0
10 These two guys had just gotten divorces...
- These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke
274 0
11 Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
- Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for w...Read the whole joke
272 0
12 Three men and a baby
- "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...Read the whole joke
337 0
13 Two buddies get together and decide to...
- Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife...Read the whole joke
246 0
14 Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
- Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke
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