You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
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1 A degree at Life University
- A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in...Read the whole joke
604 0
2 A fortunate twist of fate
- Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke
591 1
3 A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
- A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...Read the whole joke
586 1.5
4 A new tax
- Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers ...Read the whole joke
519 0
5 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
- A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke
494 1
6 Alcohol vs Women
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke
635 0.5
7 Another costume
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke
567 2
8 Are YOU A HARD MAN?
- Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear...Read the whole joke
559 0
9 At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...
- At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on...Read the whole joke
448 1.5

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