Disconfect (v.) To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
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1 A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
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2 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
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3 A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
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4 A definition of psychiatrist
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5 A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
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6 A doctor fell into a well once...
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7 A dyslexic nurse
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8 A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
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9 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
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10 A folk remedy
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11 A girl goes to the doctor...
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12 A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
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13 A large difference
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14 A little change
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15 A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
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16 A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
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17 A man goes to a psychiatrist...
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18 A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
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19 A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
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20 A man walks in to a doctors office...
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