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1 What did the lawyer name his daughter?
- What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....Read the whole joke
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2 What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
- What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke
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3 What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
- What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....Read the whole joke
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4 What do you call an honest lawyer?
- What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke
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5 What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke
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6 What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
- What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...Read the whole joke
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7 What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
- What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke
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8 What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke
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9 What is the proper weight for an attorney?
- What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke
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10 What is the worst thing about our justice system?
- What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke
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11 What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke
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12 Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
- Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke
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13 Where lawers come from
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke
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14 Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
- Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke
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15 Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
- Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke
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16 Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
- Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke
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17 Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
- Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke
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18 Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
- Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke
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19 Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
- Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke
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20 WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
- WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District...Read the whole joke
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