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1 A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke
196 0
2 A guy in a bar
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke
300 0
3 A guy walks into a post office...
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke
246 0
4 A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
- A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke
211 0
5 A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke
223 0
6 A lawyer named Strange died...
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke
268 0
7 A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke
267 0
8 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke
207 0
9 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke
228 0
10 A local United Way office realized that...
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke
283 0
11 A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke
229 0
12 A man walks into a friend and sees...
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke
284 0
13 A precise location
- Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke
241 0
14 A really cold morning
- Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke
210 0
15 A tough case was being argued in court...
- A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke
271 0
16 A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke
171 0
17 An airliner was having engine trouble...
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke
127 0
18 An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke
194 0
19 An old man was critically ill...
- An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke
183 0
20 An older woman was in the pastoral study...
- An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke
184 0

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