I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
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1 tadpole feel lonely
- |Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!...Read the whole joke
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2 tarantula with a rose?
- |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke
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3 The Apple Corps!
- |What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!...Read the whole joke
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4 The Brit Awarts!
- |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!...Read the whole joke
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5 The Lizard of Oz!
- |What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!...Read the whole joke
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6 The Masked-quito!
- |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!...Read the whole joke
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7 The newly web game!
- |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke
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8 The scum of the earth!
- |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke
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9 They can lighten your load!
- |Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!...Read the whole joke
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10 They have webbed feet!
- |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke
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11 They sit eggsaminations!
- |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke
212 0
12 They use snail varnish!
- |How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...Read the whole joke
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13 They where playing for the cup
- |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!...Read the whole joke
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14 Three blind mice!
- |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke
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15 tough mosquito
- |How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!...Read the whole joke
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