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# Title Hits Rating
1 Save a drowning mouse
- |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke
244 0
2 School dinners come on a plate!
- |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke
212 0
3 Sir!
- |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke
210 0
4 Skin-diving!
- |What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...Read the whole joke
235 0
5 Sleep late!
- |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke
197 0
6 slugs leave a trail
- |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke
205 0
7 snap, crackle and pop
- |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...Read the whole joke
250 0
8 Spiders!
- |What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke
186 0
9 Spin doctors!
- |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke
160 0
10 Stalagmice!
- |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke
210 0
11 stamp out forest fires!
- |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!...Read the whole joke
215 0
12 Star Warts!
- |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke
226 0
13 Stick insects!
- |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke
183 0
14 stool taken!
- |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...Read the whole joke
169 0
15 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
185 0
16 Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
- |What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...Read the whole joke
173 0
17 Swamp Lake!
- |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!...Read the whole joke
186 0

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